From: Alex Helvetica

To: aca@nine.com.au

Cc: amelia.hirst@nine.com.au

Subject: Scandal: Senior producer looses swipe card

Date: Fri, 27 Dec 2024 12:19:29 +1100

Alex was riding her bike slowly down the quiet inner Melbourne street. What she saw was just a massive shock; face down on the middle of the road, was a swipe card for a large media network. The swipe card belongs to an Amelia Hirst from the Nine Network.

A Nine Network ID Card for an Amelia Hirst, and an Employee lanyard

As Alex works in 42 Wallaby Way, she has gloriously offered to drop it off on the 2nd of January.

Local residents are in compete shock, “You wouldn’t expect such a thing in such a quiet neighbourhood”.

It’s currently unclear if the neighbourhood will recover from this.